only help my unbelief

If you’re reading this and my blog looks cah-RAZY, no need to fret. I’m trying to figure out what exactly CSS is and how it works. My friends at school last semester mockingly called me the HTML guru, but in terms of CSS, I’m a complete idiot. I have this beautiful vision of my blog, but it’s kinda like this thing from a show Christian once told me about. It’s something about stealing underwear to take over the world. Anyway, here’s my version:

Step 1: Get WordPress upgrade to customize CSS.

Step 2: ………

Step 3: Have an awesome blog!

Thanks for being patient.